You might ask, what in the heck is Brad Pitt's picture doing on this blog, especially since I have never seen one of his movies (this is true, not even the Oceans 11, 12-22). Well, I will tell you. I had this dream last late fall about the time Marie Osmond fainted on Dancing With The Stars. So sit down, relax and enjoy the dream.
I was in the studio audience of Dancing with Stars when the host came out and asked for volunteers. There I was bouncing up and down on my seat with my arm waving saying, "Oh, pick me, pick me, pick me." (I know it's pathetic) As luck would have it I was picked and joined about 6-7 other ladies on stage. We were all different ages, sizes, shapes, you know, just down to earth women.
The host said he had a big suprise for all of us, and right then Brad Pitt came walking out on the stage. Well, you can imagine the reaction of the women that were there. It was explained that Brad (should I call him by his first name?? I feel like I know him now) was going to teach each of us a specific dance. To the first lady Brad said, "I'm going to teach you the Rumba" (he even rolled his RRR). To the next lady, "I am going to teach you the tango" to which he clickety clicked his heels. And so on down the line he went...waltz, cha, cha, etc. I was the last one in line. When he got to me, he looked me up and down and said, "I think you can only handle the HOKEY POKEY!!" Now, I ask you, why? Why would he said that to me when I enjoy a good cha cha just as much as the next down to earth lady?
That was my dream. At the time I had this dream, I was sick with vertigo. Anyone that has had a bad case of vertigo knows that you DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE as it makes you sick. When I woke up I started to laugh. The more I laughed the sicker I got. It was truly a sight. Soon after this dream my very, very good friend, Anne Pratt called to see how I was doing and I told her about the dream. She had a good laugh. I hope this has brightened your day and that you have had a good laugh as well. I want to laugh until the day I die, or Brad Pitt asks me to dance, whichever comes first.!!
5 comments:
Mom thats a pretty funny dream for a person who really doesn't like Brad Pitt. I love it!
THat dream is so funny. Now i want to see you and Brad Pitt so the Hoyey Pokey on dancing with the stars I would vote for you
I could just picture you bouncing up and down shouting Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.... and don't those kind of dreams just make you shake your head and wonder what set your mind off on such a crazy journey.
Thanks for admiring my babies, and the compliment.
Thanks for making my day with this story. I laughed til I cried!
I think you should send him this story. He probably has no idea the extent to which he "makes a difference" in this world! ha ha
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. You truly have a gift for story-telling!
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